Watch what you say around this text.
Shut Up. You know, we may be too sensitive, but these texts hurt just as much as the real words!
You'll need a towel after one of these.
Big Sloppy Kiss. Pucker up, pal!
We often text this while at work.
Bored. (But very happy to work for such a wonderful company!)
This is how you answer an invitation.
Any time, Any where, Any place.
Do you need extra tissues to text this?
Drooling. If this dog can text that, give him his own primetime show.
This shortcut is spoken in an international language.
"I Love You." 8 Letters, 3 Words, 1 Meaning. Awwww, how cute... and incredibly sappy.
You'll need a few of these to get out of the doghouse.
A Rose... by any other name would smell so sweet. Unless, of course, your deadbeat boyfriend sends you one via text and then it doesn't smell at all.
There is no clue in existence that could give you a hint to solve this text shortcut.
Centipede Wearing a Sombrero. Yep, we don't get it either.
You'll send this text after coming out on the losing end.
A Broken Nose. Although, why you would text "broken nose" before 911 is beyond our comprehension.
This text works for both the skinny and fat versions.
Elvis Presley. We don't get it... but that's what the kids say it is.
One too many will get you this way.
Something made you happy to text this.
Ear to Ear Grin. Always better after visiting the dentist.
You can join a club to text this.
Man Wearing a Toupee.
And what's the major hazard of wearing a toupee?
Toupee Blowing in the Wind!
You need to put up with A LOT to text this.
Are you naughty or nice?
Santa Claus. Have to say, the text shortcut is rather slimming.
This text gathers no moss.
Mick Jagger. The text shortcut looks better than the real thing these days.
This thing's kind of a big deal every year.
Even in the texting world... this can happen.
Tongue Tied. Ahhhh... peace and quiet.
This text will put you in a better place.
Think Happy Thoughts. Wouldn't you be texting this to yourself, though?
Get motivated with this text.
Think Positive. "The Little Train That Could" now texts his message instead of acting it out.
Have a Cold. Uhhh... what's that coming down your text face? Oh, we get it now.
Watch out! This is on your back right now!
Spider. Looks creepier in text version than in real life.
Not sure if anyone even needs this text anymore.
Smoking a Pipe. Who still smokes a pipe and why would you need to text that to anyone???
Get back in your time machine to solve this text shortcut.
Smiling with Walkman. Huh? Texting wasn't even around in the 80s!