After dealing with the kids all day, every little bit helps.
Guess there's no reason for a waterbed.
All together or separate?
Hmmm... nice and clean? Or save the 5 bucks? Decisions, decisions.
Uhhh... you sure about that?
Is there a 2-for-1 sale?
Hey, go with what you know.
At least they're honest about what happens if you go to the left.
So unfair. Drug dealers are people too.
Not sure the name is a big draw.
For that price, we better be fed by women in togas.
Everything is indeed... um, bigger in Texas?
Don't worry... our imaginary friend is going to pay with his imaginary money.
Self-pity will get you nowhere.
We know, we know... the pool is just missing the "L." But we have the maturity of a 13-year-old, so we find it hysterically funny.
Then how 'bout an umbrella?
AAA gives this van 5-stars... out of 100,000.
Of all the possible names... THAT'S what you came up with???
Sister-hotel of the Glaucoma Inn down the block.
Novelties AND it's open longer than every other motel on the planet??? Where do we check in?
They apparently weren't All-Stars in the Spelling Bee.
What'd we tell you about airing your dirty documents in public?
Rather extreme... but that's the way this hotel rolls.
If you're not sure how to do it by now, training isn't going to help.
Quite a catchy ad slogan.
C'mon, you're not that bad!
Reach for the stars... and check in at the It'll Do.
After you've seen the World's Largest Ball of Wax... what's left? This place.
Keepin' it honest.
You know you want to see what happens if you put the towels on the towel rail. Be a daredevil and give it a try.
We'll take the syphillis and some gonorrhea to go, please.
Ahhh... we get it. Cute.
Other than the smell... this hotel isn't that bad.
If that's all your aiming for... why not just stay in the car?
Use the pages to help blow away the flames as they creep ever closer while you were reading this brochure.
...and the owner would never lie.
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